Rage Boy

One of the more comical aspects of current events is Rage Boy, the poster child for Muslim outrage against just about anything in western civilization.

Whenever something offends Islamic sensitivities, Rage Boy is always front and center for a photo-op. It must be a grueling job being on call for all of today's outrages (bogus reports of Koran flushing, Salmon Rushdie's knighthood, the Pope, etc., etc.).

Without Rage Boy, the press would have to depend almost entirely on Green Helmet Guy to illustrate their anti-western "news" articles.