Carbon Offsets

Attention Celebrities!!

Salve that guilty conscience for spewing greenhouse gases while globe-trotting in your private jets.

You can now purchase carbon offsets from me at below market value.

I have agreed to severely limit my private jet travel so you can continue your jet-setting unabated and without fear of being a hypocrite or being guilty of promoting "global warming."

Rather than put a price on these carbon offsets, I'll let you decide how much to pay.....just send me whatever you think our precious environment is worth.

I know you'll do the right thing.