My Other Second-Best Idea Ever

Resign from the United Nations!

Everyone knows that the UN is an expensive, inefficient country club for authoritarian governments around the world.

It is corrupt beyond description and counter-productive to the welfare of the community of nations. In short, it is a dismal failure with no possibility of redemption.

The UN should be put on notice that at the end of this year, they will no longer enjoy diplomatic immunity in the U.S., and they will have to apply for visas like other foreigners. Visa restrictions will apply to UN personnel just as they do to other foreign visitors.

I think Geneva would be the best location for them to set themselves up - at their own expense. My wife thinks Jerusalem would be a more appropriate venue (she can be pretty cruel at times).